Just casual saturday banter.
Saturday, June 16, 2012 | 10:07 PM | 0 comments
Tommy says:
*eng on mondays is so depressing :/
*NO
*SCRAP BIO
*ITS NOT EVEN A REAL SCIENCE
melanieee says:
*we dont even have eng on monday
*IT IS A REAL SCIENCE
*EVEN MORE SO THAN PHYS
*OMGGG
*hes putting glowing dna from jellyfish into yeast cells
*to make glowing yeast
*OMGGGGG
Tommy says:
*yeh but if we did
*like rollover
*thats disgusting
*see
*you "biologists" have nothing better to do
*like wat does biology have to do with making cars
*gosh nubs
melanieee says:
*i dont even remember the rollover timetable HAHA
*OMGGGGGG
*IF WE CAN TRANSFER THE DNA OF ONE THING INTO ANOTHER
*THEN WE CAN DO OTHER THINGS
*LIKE CURE CANCER
*OR SOME SHIT
Tommy says:
*no
melanieee says:
*yeahhh
*okay
Tommy says:
*THATS SO IDIOTIC
melanieee says:
*maybe not
*HAHAHA
*BUT
*theres a bacteria
*where its DNA
*was altered
Tommy says:
*GO DO SOMETHING WORTHWHILE LIKE BUILD A BUGATTI VEYRON
melanieee says:
*so when it reacts with something
*it produces diesel
*HELLO FREE ENEERGY?
*haha no.
Tommy says:
*DIESEL IS BAD
melanieee says:
*HEY
*do you want to be poor
*?!
*make your choice
Tommy says:
*ALREEADY AM
melanieee says:
*i forgot the point of this video
Tommy says:
*UR SUCKING ME AND BRANDAS FUNDS
melanieee says:
*:(
*HAHA
*true
*(A)
*but the point of this video was to discover how cells were made
*so scientists can make their own specialised cells
Tommy says:
*THATS RETARDED
*JUST LET IT BE
*BIO ISNT EVEN A REAL SCIENCE
melanieee says:
*IT IS
*:@:@:@:@:@
Tommy says:
*ITS THE LEAST SCIENTIFIC OF THE 3
melanieee says:
*as if?!
*its the most
Tommy says:
*the least
melanieee says:
*is physics the oldest?
*omg the yeast cells are glowing
*:LD:D:D:D
*omg theoretically
*if we can isolate the DNA to fly
*add it to humans
*WE CAN FLY
*YAYAYAYYAA
*grow me some wings
*OMG
*i'll be an x-man
*:D:D:D:D:D
Tommy says:
*'theoretically'
*its not even a real science
melanieee says:
*YOUR SCIENCE IS ALL THEORETICAL?!
Tommy says:
*no wonder branda dropped it JKS
*no.
melanieee says:
*your big bang theories
Tommy says:
*if it was theoretical
melanieee says:
*and your....string theory
Tommy says:
*then we wouldnt be able
*to
*apply it to real life
*APPLY IT TO OUR CARS
*OUR SPACESHIPS
*YOUR BROKEN LEG
*JKS
melanieee says:
*we apply the dna theory to life already!
*biotech?
Tommy says:
*THANKS TO PHYSICS
melanieee says:
*AS IF?!
*was it
*?
Tommy says:
*ARTIFICIAL HEARTS?
melanieee says:
*i dont know.
Tommy says:
*LEGS
*ARMS
*!?!?
*PHYSICS
*WOO
melanieee says:
*ummmm the invention of insulin was all bio?
Tommy says:
*HAHAHAHA WHO NEEDS INSULIN WHEN YOU CAN GET ANOTHER HEART
melanieee says:
*THATS BIO?!
Tommy says:
*THATS PHYSICS
melanieee says:
*heart transplants?
Tommy says:
*THE TECHNOLOGY?
*PHYSICS
melanieee says:
*you cut a body open
Tommy says:
*AND CHEMISTRY
melanieee says:
*snip some bloodvessels
*DONE DEAL
Tommy says:
*YOU NEED PRECISION
*USING PHYSICS
*GRAVITY
*OTHERWISE EVERYTHING WOULD BE FLYING AROUND!
melanieee says:
*omg.
*gravity
*isnt caused by physics
Tommy says:
*YES IT IS
melanieee says:
*it was there and physics merely discovered it
*OKAY
*GOSHH
Tommy says:
*WHERES THERES PHYSICS
*THERES GRAVITY
*PHYSICS ON EARTH
*HENCE GRAVITY ON EARTH
melanieee says:
*physics cant be the answer to everything.
Tommy says:
*go on, disprove that statement
*YES
*is bio a real science
*physics
melanieee says:
*is bio a real science?
*of course it is
Tommy says:
*incorrect
*u guys wish it was real
melanieee says:
*it implements scientific methods and thoughts to hypopthesise about the world around us
*how isnt it a science?
Tommy says:
*HAHAHA ITS ALL THEORIES
melanieee says:
*SO'S PHYSICS
Tommy says:
*HYPOTHESIS'
*NO
melanieee says:
*yes.
Tommy says:
*PHYSICS+CALCULUS
*UNSTOPPABLE
melanieee says:
*bio is unstoppable
Tommy says:
*COME@ME BRO
*YEH IT IS
*NO LIFEFORMS = NO BIO
melanieee says:
*AHHH
*but biology
Tommy says:
*U CANT STOP GRAVITY
melanieee says:
*is dicovering
Tommy says:
*BIO SUX
melanieee says:
*HOW LIFE STARTS
*BAMMM
*:D:D:D::D:D
Tommy says:
*WITHOUT GRAVITY
*THERE WOULDNT BE ANY LIFE
*UR ORGANS WOULD BE FLYING EVERYWEHRE!!!
*UNABLE TO UNCTION
melanieee says:
*organisms?
*OH
*UR
*i read us
*and i was like
*WTF
*ANYWHOOS.
*SCREW YOU AND YOUR GRAVITY
Tommy says:
*GRAVITY IS THE KEY TO LIFE
*Y IS THERE NO LIFE ON SATURN
*NO GRAVITY
*DUH
melanieee says:
*how can there be no gravity
Tommy says:
*DISPROVE MY THEORY
*go to saturn
*and prove me wrnog
melanieee says:
*the hunk of shit is held together
*BY GRAVITY
*SEE you and your physics
Tommy says:
*ITS HELD BY TAPE
melanieee says:
*all screwed
*WHAT TAPE?
*there is no tape?
Tommy says:
*DUCT TAPE
*THE RING
*IS THE TAPE
*GOSH
melanieee says:
*AS IF?!
*thats so weird
*ARE YOU SURE?!
Tommy says:
*PROVE ME WRONG!!!
melanieee says:
*PROVE YOURSELF RIGHT!!!!!
Tommy says:
*I DID
*THE PLANET IS HELD BY TAPE
*WHATS SURROUNDING THE PLANET?
*A RING
*WHICH IS TAPE
*IT JUST HAPPENS TO LOOK LIKE A RING
*RUN AND TELL DAT HOMEBOI!!
melanieee says:
*homeboi?
Tommy says:
*bruv
melanieee says:
*right
*remind me to blog this banter later
*ANYWAY
*back to the original point
*bio is a real science
*OKAY
Tommy says:
*NO
*TRY AND DISPROVE ME WITH UR BIO
melanieee says:
*is there water on saturn/
Tommy says:
*DUH
melanieee says:
*temperature range?
Tommy says:
*WHAT ABOUT IT
melanieee says:
*WHAT IS IT
Tommy says:
*ITS SUFFICIENT FOR LIFE
melanieee says:
*if its not hot enough
Tommy says:
*THE TEMPERATURE IS SUFFICIENT
melanieee says:
*there cannot be the creation of amino acids
*ERGO
*NO PROTEIN
Tommy says:
*FOR ORGANISMS TO DWELL IN
melanieee says:
*AND NO DNA
*= NO CELLS
*= NO LIFE
*it has nothing to do with gravity
*but the abiotic features
Tommy says:
*YES
melanieee says:
*BY THE BY
*how can there be water if theres no gravity?
Tommy says:
*ITS STUCK UNDER A ROCK U MORAN!!
melanieee says:
*:@
*ANYWHOOS
*AS I WAS SAYING
*NO AMINO ACIDS
*NO CELLS
*ERGO
*NO LIFE
*IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GRAVITY
Tommy says:
*YES IT DOES
melanieee says:
*COS THE TAPE WILL HOLD IT ALL IN
Tommy says:
*NO U MORAN
*THE ADHESIVENESS OF THE TAPE
*HOLDS IT TOGETHER
*DO U NOT KNOW WAT TAPE DOES?
melanieee says:
*WAIT
*WHUUUUT
*
* lam has been added to the conversation.
*
Tommy says:
*HERES AN EXPERT
*ON THIS STUFF
melanieee says:
*OH GOD
lam says:
*?
melanieee says:
*im so stressed
lam says:
*what
melanieee says:
*HAHAHA
Tommy says:
*SHE THINKS BIO IS A REAL SCIENCE
lam says:
*LMAOOOOOOOO
*WTFFFFFF
melanieee says:
*BECAUSE IT IS
lam says:
*HAHAHAHAHHAHA
*NO IT ISNT
melanieee says:
*as if its not!
Tommy says:
*ITS NOT
lam says:
*WTFFF NO ITS NOT
Tommy says:
*ITS THE LEAST SCIENCETIFIC OF THE 3
melanieee says:
*no way
lam says:
*yeah
*its
*not important
melanieee says:
*as if its not important
*do you like antibiotics?
*without bio
*you'd have none
Tommy says:
*NO
melanieee says:
*we'd die by the time we're 20
Tommy says:
*WTF NEEDS ANTIBIOTICS
melanieee says:
*literally
Tommy says:
*WHEN U CAN HAVE GRAVITY
lam says:
*IKRRRRRRRRR
*GRAVITY IS KEY TO LIFE
Tommy says:
*W/O GRAVITY U CANT MAKE ANTIBIOTICS
melanieee says:
*whats the point of gravity
*if we all die out
Tommy says:
*HOLDS SHIT TOGETHER
melanieee says:
*FOR WHAT?!
Tommy says:
*SO
*LIFE CAN
*FORM
melanieee says:
*you dont need gravity.
Tommy says:
*U TRY EVOLVING ON DATURN
*SATURN*
melanieee says:
*YOU CANT EVOLVE ON SATURN COS THERES NO GRAVITY
Tommy says:
*EXACTLY
melanieee says:
*YOU CANT EVOLVE ON SATURN COS THE ABIOTIC CONDITIONS ARENT SUITABLE
lam says:
*EXACTLY
melanieee says:
*I PROVED THIS ALREADY
lam says:
*THEN GRAVITY IS KEY TO LIE
*DUHHHH
melanieee says:
*omggg
*not because of the lack of gravity
*but the lack of weather conditions
Tommy says:
*NO U DIDNT
*LACK OF WEATHER CONDITIONS = NO GRAVITY = HEAT NOT HELD IN PLACE
*DUH
melanieee says:
*the tape will hold it in
Tommy says:
*GRAVITIY IS THE KEY TO LIFE!!
*NO
melanieee says:
*gravity is not the key to life.
Tommy says:
*THATS THE STRCUTRE
lam says:
*WITHOUT GRAVITY
*NOTHING WOULD BE EXISTANT
Tommy says:
*SHE THINKS THE RINGS ON SATURN ARE ACTUALLY RINGS
*ITS ACTUALLY TAPE
melanieee says:
*without bio gravity would even be significant
lam says:
*HAHAHHAAHHAHA
*HAHAHHAA ITS UCKING TAPE
*HAHAHHAHA
Tommy says:
*DUCT TAPE!!
lam says:
*GEEZ MELANIE
Tommy says:
*WITHOUT GRAVITY EVERYTHING WOULDNT BE SIGNIFICANT
*DATS WHY BRANDA DROPPED BIO
*CUZ ITS NOT A REAL SCIENCE
melanieee says:
*OMGGGG
*it is
*OKAY
*GOSHHH
*:@:@::@:@:@:@::@@
*you're acting like physics invented bio. it merely noticed it was there.
Tommy says:
*'tis not
*YEH CUZ BIO WASNT WORTH DISCOVERING
lam says:
*oh and otmmy
Tommy says:
*CUZ ITS NOT A REAL SCIENCE
lam says:
*physics = gravity
*therefore
*physics> bio
*right?
Tommy says:
*YAH
lam says:
*YAAAAAAAAAAA
melanieee says:
*OMGGGG :@:@:@:::@:@
*bio could be discovered. cos it was so complex
*you're just jelllz cos you cant understand it.
Tommy says:
*SUCH A KIDDY SCIENCE
melanieee says:
*as if it is
lam says:
*WHATS THERE TO UNDERSTAND?!
*BIO =
melanieee says:
*EVERYTHING
lam says:
*MAN EJACULATE
melanieee says:
*LIFE ON EARTH
lam says:
*WOMAN GIVE BABY
*DAS ALLLL
Tommy says:
*YAH
melanieee says:
*as if thats all life.
Tommy says:
*SEX!!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!@!
melanieee says:
*so you not know how many lifeforms there are
*jd9sioayherbiosadyhsabiokldfsankld
Tommy says:
*I KNOW E.T.
*HE CAME TO EARTH
*CAUSE
*IT HAS GRAVITY
*WHY ELSE WOULD HE COME
*AND THE ALIENS
*ONLY COME HERE
*CAUSE OF GRAVITIY
melanieee says:
*i never watched et?
*about aliens and space
*which is pretty gay
lam says:
*WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Tommy says:
*HAHAHA CUZ BIO IS INSIGNIFICANT OUTSIDE OF EARTH
*TOO KIDDY
lam says:
*YOU'RE AN ALIEN TOO
*SO YOU'RE GAY
melanieee says:
*great.
*first you call me ugly lam
*then you call me an alien
*dats great.
*:@
lam says:
*WE'RE ALIENS
*TO EVERYTHING ELSE OUT THERE
*I'M AN ALIEN TOO
Tommy says:
*U LOOK LIKE PREDATOR WITH UR HAIR BACK JKS
lam says:
*HE WAS JOKING.
Tommy says:
*I WAS
*BIO IS A REAL SCIENCE
melanieee says:
*better be.
Tommy says:
*http://cotocrew.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/predator.jpg
lam says:
*HE;S JOKING ABOUT THAT TOO
*LOOOOOL
Tommy says:
*HAHAHAHA
melanieee says:
*:|
*you guys are so rude.
*GOSHHH
Tommy says:
*GRAVIITY = KEY TOLIFE
lam says:
*HAHAHHAHAHAHA
melanieee says:
*it is not
*OKAY
Tommy says:
*YAH
*W/O GRAVITY
*WAT HOLDS UR ORGANS IN PLACE
melanieee says:
*W/O bio. who would understand the significance of gravity?
*NOBODy
*COS NO ONES THERE
*?!??!?!?!
Tommy says:
*NEWTON DID
melanieee says:
*He was a human
*human = biology
*DUH
Tommy says:
*NAH
*U DONT NEED BIOLOGY TO LIVE
*JUST EAT
melanieee says:
*food is biology
Tommy says:
*NO
lam says:
*no
*WTF
*THATS CHEMISTRY
*HOW DO YOU BNOIL AN EGG?
Tommy says:
*CHEMICAL ENERGY
lam says:
*CHEMISTRY
melanieee says:
*AN EGG
Tommy says:
*FK YEH!!
lam says:
*FOOK YEAH
melanieee says:
*IS FREAKIN BIIO
Tommy says:
*NO
melanieee says:
*ITS A LIVING THING
Tommy says:
*U WISH
melanieee says:
*it is
*and you know it.
Tommy says:
*U WISH BRO
melanieee says:
*dont need to.
*its a fact.
Tommy says:
*U WISH IT WAS A FACT
*ENERGY = PHYS + CHEM
*NO GRAVITY = NO PHOTOSYNTHESIS
*WATS GONNA KEEP THE WATER ON THE FLOOR??
*GRAVITY
melanieee says:
*just because it needs physics doesnt mean that its not a real science?
*physics needs bio
Tommy says:
*NO IT DOESNT
melanieee says:
*does that mean its not a real science?
Tommy says:
*U DONT NEED BIO TO LEARN ABOUT POLARITY OF A MAGNET
*AND A MOLECULE
lam says:
*IKR
*WTHH
Tommy says:
*Q.E.D
*#swag
melanieee says:
*like i said. without bio there would be no one to come up with your physics theories
Tommy says:
*ITS NOT A THEORY
*GRAVITY IS A FACT
melanieee says:
*physics is not entirely composed of gravity
lam says:
*ermm..
*yes it is..
melanieee says:
*how would I know. its the worst science of the lot.
*not even worth my time
*to learn about it
*and i do freakin legal
*the worst subject
*every
*ever**
Tommy says:
*ITS 2GOOD4U
melanieee says:
*no.
*i'm too good for it.
Tommy says:
*DAVID TANG DOES BIO
*WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT BIO
lam says:
*LOLLOLO
*DAVID TANG DOES IT
*END OF STORY
*BIO = WORST
melanieee says:
*errrr david tang does standard english?
lam says:
*errr fairvale has
*ms fountis?
Tommy says:
*GRAVITY = PHYSICS
lam says:
*GRAVITY=PHYSICS
Tommy says:
*HENCE PHYSICS = LIFE
*ARTIFICIAL HEARTS
melanieee says:
*physics cannot be entirely composed of gravity.
Tommy says:
*BIOLOGY COMES FROM THE WORD BIOMEDICAL ENGINEERING
lam says:
*PHYSICS = GRAVITY
Tommy says:
*#fact
*^^
melanieee says:
*thats a great fact tommy (Y)
Tommy says:
*YEAH
*_FACT_ HENCE ITS TRUE
melanieee says:
*right.
*unlike your physics theories.
Tommy says:
*define:fact
*THEYRE NOT THEORIES
*THEYRE FACTS
melanieee says:
*UM big bang THEORY
*string THEORY
lam says:
*wth?
*it's quantum mechanism girlfriend
Tommy says:
*theyre theories cuz not everyone can accept it as a fact yet cuz they havnet learnt phys
lam says:
*mechanics*
melanieee says:
*ni
*no
*cos they havent been proven
Tommy says:
*YES THEY HAVE
*GRAVITY = KEY TO LIFE
melanieee says:
*you cannot seriously prove all of that
*OMG
*ENOUGH WITH THE GRAVITY.
Tommy says:
*I JUST PROVED IT
*worship gravity and gravity will worship you
melanieee says:
*um....no.
Tommy says:
*wat holds u down
melanieee says:
*how can all of physics be gravity?
Tommy says:
*CUZ LIFE REVOLVES AROUND GRAVITY
melanieee says:
*um electricity?
Tommy says:
*= PHYSICS
melanieee says:
*it does not involve gravity.
Tommy says:
*YES IT DOES
*HOW ELSE WOULD GALVANI HAVE FOUND ELECTRICITY
melanieee says:
*we're not talking about how we use it / how we found it
*we're talking about the principles of it
Tommy says:
*NO GRAVITY
* = NO FROG LEG ON THE BENCH
melanieee says:
*frog leg?
lam says:
*yeah
*animal electricty
*YEYE
melanieee says:
*animal electricty?
lam says:
*SEE
*SEE
*TOMMY
*PHYSICS > BIO
Tommy says:
*YAH
melanieee says:
*NO
*NO IT DOES NOT
*animal electricity
*is BIO?!
Tommy says:
*ITS PHYS
melanieee says:
*ITS BIO?!
*its in the organisms DNA
*to produce electricity
Tommy says:
*ITS IN THE PHYSICS MODULE FOR A REASON
*CUZ ITS PHYS
melanieee says:
*ITS IN BIOLOGY COS ITS BIO?!
*its an organism
*thus its bio
*it has electricity as an adaptation
Tommy says:
*WELL ITS IDEA IS WRONG HAHAHAHAA
melanieee says:
*BIO?!
*how is its idea wrong?
*its physics apparently
*is physics wrong then?
Tommy says:
*VOLTA REJECTED ITS IDEAS
lam says:
*HJAHAHHAHAHA
*OMFG
*HIGH 5
Tommy says:
*THNX
lam says:
*ALESSANDRA VOLTA
*ALLESANDRO*
Tommy says:
*VOLTAIC PILE
melanieee says:
*:|.
*right.....
*:|:|
lam says:
*ZINC AND COPPER DISKS SEPARATED BY CARDBOARD SOAKED IN SATURATED SALT SOLUTION
Tommy says:
*FK YEH
melanieee says:
*right....
Tommy says:
*MDE ELECTRICITY
*SIR HUMPHRY DAVIES
*WORKED WITH ELECTROCHEMICAL CELLS
*TO SHOW THIS REACTION
melanieee says:
*used bio
Tommy says:
*NO
melanieee says:
*yah
*just said sooo.
Tommy says:
*NO
*U WISH BRO
melanieee says:
*itz rons fault.
Tommy says:
*RON DOES BIO
*HAHHA
melanieee says:
*still doesnt prove that bios not a science.
Tommy says:
*does to.
*wat keeps ur organs in place to function
melanieee says:
*what creates organs in the first place.
*also
*ron makes bio shit.
Tommy says:
*DONT BRING RON INTO THIS
*THE SUN DOES
melanieee says:
*ergo...?
*also
*ron is already in everything
Tommy says:
*JESUS IS THE KEY TO LIFE
lam says:
*JESUS = GRAVITY
*YEAH?!
melanieee says:
*no proof jesus is even real.
lam says:
*wtf?
*jesus shit us
melanieee says:
*wait he is
*ron=jesus
lam says:
*OMFG
*TRUE
*OMFG
*MELANIE
*IRST THING I AGREE WITH YOU ON
Tommy says:
*YES
*ron = susej
*CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS THE BEST THING TO COME OUT OF MUSIC
melanieee says:
*party in the usa by miley cyrus is the best song.
Tommy says:
*word
*WORD
*WOW
Labels: Biology, Lam, Physics, Tommy
